Denmark x Fried chicken (CRACK)

Denmark x Fried Chicken

A/N: A gift for mein awesome internet buddy BlueberryTeaLove! One of two, actually. Both are practically unrelated. Warning: some swearing, and CRACK! xD

"Denmark?" Norway asked confusedly. Yes, Denmark was once again drunk but doing something that was impossibly stupid, even for him.

Denmark was holding a fried chicken and talking to it.

"Yes, I love you too, Fried Chicken..."

Norway sweatdropped. "What the..."

Norway grabbed the fried chicken. "What the hell are you doing, Danmark?"

"No! Fried Chicken, my love!"

"It's a chicken, idiot," Norway deadpanned. "It can't talk."

So saying, Norway threw the chicken away. Denmark fell to the ground dramatically.

"Noooo! Fried Chicken! I loved you! We were going to have Danish Nugget babies!"

Now it was getting difficult for Norway not to laugh.

"Danish Nuggets? You need to drink less, idiot."

"WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR DREAMS, FRIED CHICKEN!?" Denmark sobbed dramatically. Norway pulled out his videophone.

"Never said I can't use this for blackmail."

"Why, Fried Chicken? I loved you, Fried Chicken. I loved you..."




~The Next Morning~


"Ugh...hey, Norge? What's this video everyone's emailing me about?"

Norway disguised a small smirk.

"Oh, it's nothing. Just how you spent last night."

Denmark sweatdropped. "Oh, shit."